I'm tubs. I know cougars is spelled wrong.


Best thing I’ve watched in days.

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If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

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currently re-reading Our Band Could Be Your Life. (top to bottom: Black Flag, Minutemen, Mission of Burma, Minor Threat, Husker Du, The Replacements, Sonic Youth, Big Black, Dinosaur Jr, & Butthole Surfers)

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Scrubs, teaching white people life lessons

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my math teacher:*pulls out dollar bill* how much is this worth?
teacher:*folds bill in half* how much is this worth now?
teacher:*folds bill in half again* how much is it worth now?
teacher:what about if I crumple it up and throw it on the ground? Will someone pass by it and say, "Ooh, a dollar, but I won't pick it up because it's all crumpled and dirty"?
students:No, because it's still worth a dollar.
teacher:Exactly. No matter how much a human goes through or how much they do, they're still worth the life of a human.


Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

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